Decided to have a tattoo last week, so popped into me local ink emporium. said to the tattooist,'' I'd like a tat of an indian on my back'', '' no probs says the tattooist, take a seat''. Anyway half way through I says,''don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his right hand'', '' gis a f£$%ing chance'' says the tattooist, ''I ain't finished his turban yet''!. :shock: