PTW

Nice one Alf. As you can see, i've had a few dogs in my lifetime, but then again, havn't we all!!!
Titus, you need therapy. I know a good vet.
Andy, very funny, had a good chuckle. You realise that you have started a new thread. So here we go.
There were three guys having a chat about the best bar in the world.
The first guy said that he knew a bar where you bought the first drink, you bought the second drink and they would buy you the third drink.
The second guy said that was nothing, he knew a bar where you would buy the first drink, then they would buy you the second drink and they would also buy you the third drink.
The third guy said that was nothing, he knew a bar where they would buy you the first drink, they would buy you the second drink, they would also buy you the third drink, then they would take you into a back room where you would get laid.
One of the guys was astounded and asked him did this happen to you?
No, replied the third guy, but it happened to my sister!!!!!

PADDY SAYS TO MURPHY "HAVE YOU EVER SHOED A HORSE" TO WICH MURPHY REPLIES "NO BUT I TOLD A DONKEY TO F***K OFF ONCE !!!!"

Did you hear about the cyclist who put viagra drops into his eyes 'cos he thought it would make him look hard!

The viagra face cream does the same job!