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Well! Merry Christmas Everyone and we hope the big fella brings everything you've wished for.Hope to see you all on Boxing day, what a sight that would be, 100 riders! I,ll be honest, I'd settle for half that number, so come on ,you know it makes sense, most of us are off work and we'll all be back home by 12.30,just in time to miss going to the outlaws for dinner, what more could you ask for.

Nadolig Llawen i chi.

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Kevin, Helen, Bethan and Sian.
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And a very Merry Christmas to you as well Kevin. Boxing Day is not good for me and in thirteen years of being in the PTW I've never been out on the Boxing Day bash as it coincides with Mandy's Mum and Dad's wedding anniversary. This year I've negotiated leave of absence from that but my mum is visiting! Ho-hum.

Anyway, three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honour of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're like bells."

Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of frilly women's knickers.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolise?"

The man replied, "They're Carols."




I'll get me coat....
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"The most important thing in life is not to have the most, but to need the least.” Plato (my favourite Disney character).
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Don't be so hard on yourself Alf, t'was one of your better ones,It's like the fella who went to a fancy dress party with his girlfriend on his back, entered the house and was promptly asked what he'd come as and who the girl was, he replied i'm a ninja turtle and this is Michelle. I never forget going to a fancy dress party dressed only in my y-fronts the host asked what have you dressed as, and I replied, I've. come as a premature ejac ....Ooops I forgot this was a family sight. Anyhoo, those wanting to hear the punch line, see you Boxing Day!
You don,t have to justify yourself Alf but thanks for replying only another 98 replies and we'll have an idea of numbers for wednesday, come on boys and girls you can't all be that shy. There must be 60 or 70 brand spanking new bikes locked away and just to let you know you won't be dropped coz Will and Skippy won't let you, fair play to them they always leave a fair gap between the back of the bunch and themselves in case(as they say)somebody gets dropped and we can pick them up along the way.
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42 veiws another 60 and approximately every member of the club would have visited this thread, come on say something even if it's only bog off!
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I'm in!
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The Force is strong in this one...
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I just called to say bog off merry christmas.
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"The most important thing in life is not to have the most, but to need the least.” Plato (my favourite Disney character).
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Well Ho Ho Ho,
Merry Christmas to one and all.
Santa has been very kind to me this year, and if the weather stays
nice and dry and might bring my new toy out to play on boxing day,

If not I'm going to do the Glyneath Boxing Day.............

Dare I say it on this forum....................



RUN :oops:
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"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by"
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psychotim wrote
Well Ho Ho Ho,
Merry Christmas to one and all.
Santa has been very kind to me this year, and if the weather stays
nice and dry and might bring my new toy out to play on boxing day,

If not I'm going to do the Glyneath Boxing Day.............

Dare I say it on this forum....................



RUN :oops:


Witch!!!
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The Force is strong in this one...
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ROFL :lol:
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"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by"
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So tell us Tim, how did you do on the Boxing day ....... run ???

And is it true the Boxing day ride had a faller ??
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Pleasant ride Yesterday, same old faces, but nice to see them, all the same!.1 newish member and 1 potential new member in attendance and as many ptwcc members running for some other club as raced for ptw this season, but that still leaves roughly 75 members I and many others couldn,t put a face too,Ummmm! Never mind it still leaves New Years Day, the first oppurtunity for a holiday ride next year, plus a couple of beers and a bite to eat. We live in hope.



By the way I was reading about the effects of excessive drinking and it frightened the life out of me, I can tell you!


Thats it no more f@^$%#? reading for ME!
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Nope did not run, did not ride,
Woke up with the lurgy the children have had over christmas.
Still not too good.
Might be out on Sunday
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"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by"

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