PTW

Cheese on Toast just has to be the cheapest hallucinagenic around!

Last night, after two rounds of Dutch Edam on Braces thick sliced, I was in a 4-up with Nicole Cook, Ceri Pritchard and some skinny triathlete whose name I didn't know but he was useless.

For some strange reason it was a 25-mile finishing down by the Dockers Club on Fabian Way and I'd reached the front and 'put an effort in' only to find that I'd dropped everyone . I stopped by the McDonalds opposite Port Tennant and we re-grouped but no one wanted to continue except me and the triathlete actually fell asleep.

I then made a big impassioned plea about not wanting it to end this way and that I'd rather abandon here than cross the line on my own. Suddenly, Nicole and Ceri agree to continue and get on their bikes and are gone leaving me standing there with no cycling shoes on my feet...

Now now Alfie I'm sure you know welsh rarebit does not quite has the ability to do this so the question is, are you sure you didn't add any mushrooms.

Cos I'm sure your a fungae to ride a 4 up with and theres not mushroom in your team for me......

I've hallucinated during a TT, but that was probably due to a lack of oxygen and the b-----d I was riding with! So it's cheese on toast again tonight then Alf.
Les, you really need to change your script writer, or start buying the Beano instead of the Dandy.

I was always under the impression that a welsh rarebit was a virgin from port talbot !Les, do you per chance write the legends for Valentines day cards?