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kevin rattenbury	#0 Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:06 pm
Member	A pharmacist rushes into his shop,1/2 hr late for work, there's a man leaning against the wall, white as a sheet. The pharmacist says to his assistant,'' what's the matter with that chap'' Oh, says the assistant, he came in with a nasty cough, I coudn't find any cough syrup, so I gave him laxatives. ''How many'', said the pharmacist. ''the whole box'', said the assistant. ''You daft barsteward'',said the pharmacist,''you can't cure a cough with laxatives''. ''just have, said the assistant, ''look at him, he's to afraid to cough!''.
Alfie	#1 Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:09 pm
Administrator	Nice one Kev! _______________ "The most important thing in life is not to have the most, but to need the least.” Plato (my favourite Disney character).

A pharmacist rushes into his shop,1/2 hr late for work, there's a man leaning against the wall, white as a sheet.
The pharmacist says to his assistant,'' what's the matter with that chap''
Oh, says the assistant, he came in with a nasty cough, I coudn't find any cough syrup, so I gave him laxatives.
''How many'', said the pharmacist.
''the whole box'', said the assistant.
''You daft barsteward'',said the pharmacist,''you can't cure a cough with laxatives''.
''just have, said the assistant, ''look at him, he's to afraid to cough!''.

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